TheDevilMyself's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Substitute]

Great work!

I can see how much went into this... and i'm glad that you didn't skimp out on any of it (which is the tendency for such long pieces) And i applaud you for submitting it here, even though i too wonder if the cruelty shown here is homophobic as well...

I love the fantasizing pictures - fun stuff! I'm not homo or metro sexual but i've had plenty of friends who are and can always take on their perspective if i choose -

Cool song, too!
Keep it up!

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[Birthday cake]

Half Assed

Y'know, you sit there and say it's going to be blammed and it probably
will. I for one voted to save it simply because of the graphics. They're really good! If you had a storyline or something maybe it would be better... also more sounds and music etc.... there's alot that could make this flash better, but the graphics were at least good.

The other guy had it right - it's like an e-card, and no, that's not enough to satisfy the newgrounders. If you want to submit flash for art's sake, submit it to DeviantArt. You probably wont' get half as many views or comments there, but those who do might appreciate it more.

=D=

[The Art of The Apocalypse]

Resubmission...

Listen, if your crappy flash got blammed for WHATEVER reason, that doesn't mean it's going to do any better the SECOND time around. Hell, if you're going to resubmit, it'd be more to your advantage to WAIT a day or so before doing it, then you'll probably get DIFFERENT VOTERS than those who voted the FIRST TIME AROUND, like myself.

See you in the Obits

=D=

Melior responds:

Oh dear mr Devil man is insulting me! What ever shall I do? Oh fuck you.

[(2005)John Pinkerton]

Joooooooooooohn!!!!!!!!

haha Great stuff, as usual - i think the only thing i could really criticize in this was the transition from the "foot in the face" scene to the "Mike McNanner (sp?)" end scene... The other guy just seemed to appear out of nowhere, and i think it might have been slightly more effective to have had him walk idly into the scene, or even, better yet, have made him be the guy who bumped between them in the beginning hahaha yeah, that'd be great..

Anyways, great stuff - always quality video, funny sounds, good voices... but gateway? *sigh*

Keep it up!

=D=

Knox responds:

yeah i probably shouldnt timed that last part better..bleh, i get so sloppy when im near the end x___x

[JNMC morrowind ep 2]

A few notes.

Hey, first off, you don't have to create the scenes in order. Just make a new scene called "LOADER" and put the preloader in it, then drag it to the TOP of the scene list.

Second, we could do without that song... the one that was playing when the people were running around on the map - everybody uses it. Find something different.

Third, the graphic of the zombie thing or whatever it was had that white border around it from a crappy cut job. You could take the time out to take that out if you're going to use it through the whole thing.

Fourth, your frame rate was mind numbingly low. If this was, like the other guy suggested, trying to show all the flaws in morrowind, you really could have done a better job portraying it.

EFFORT. You need it!

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incative-account responds:

first: thats probably flash 8 cos i dont have no freaking scenes list to move about >_>

second: that song is the only decent one for a random chase scene!

third: i had a glitch on my morrowind game that made the dremoras have white outlines around them (thats a dremora fewl!) so i decided to leave a white outline!

fourth: any higher and the sound wouldve been out of sync

EFFORT: i put loads into this

JNMC

P.S: i pity the foo who messes with JNMC/T

[The war of the colors]

...it wasn't even finished...

Why would you submit an unfinished stick fight? Jeezus! And what does that song have to do with war? I mean, come on... Stick fights sometimes make it through because there's SO MUCH HAPPENING, and because there was obvious effort (aside from the stick figures) put into it. If you just prolonged this flash, it may have made it - your background shows that maybe you spent about 30 minutes in total, but since you cut the damn thing short and didn't bother to add to your 'plot', you fail fail fail.

Float on THIS
D